Ten signs you might despise your job.

1.) You say "Fuck this goddamn place," more then "Hello," in a day.
2.) There's not a single hour of overtime on your pay stub.
3.) You arrive five minutes late and leave two minutes early every day.
4.) Every other employee has "Useless prick" or "Asshole" at the end or beginning of their name.
5.) The highlight of your day is signing the time sheet.
6.) You dream of serving/ misserving people.
7.) When someone asks about your work your mood swings like a pre-menstrual gorilla.
8.) After asking a question twice to a co-worker, you simply drop the matter and never bring it up again.
9.) Shrugging your shoulders is a more common then a straight answer.
10.) You're too mentally exhausted by the end of the day to even write anymore.

EDIT. 11.) The top three reasons why you might be fired: Laziness, theft, or potentially grand arson.

Goddamn.

I need to get into modelling or something. A hiney this shiny needs recognition.