Tuesday, June 1, 2010

I need a goddamn time machine.

Because if I had one, I would go back seven years or so to my first bantam league tryout. I would tip the edge of my stick with a razor blade.

And then right before that fucking inbred cocksucking second year fatass cross-checked me from behind into the boards headfirst I would turn around and cut his fucking leg off. Seriously. I would.

Because that fucker pulled a dirty hit on a hundred and ten pound first year who was nervous about hitting in the first place, not only was I reluctant to hit for the rest of the year I seriously fucked up my back.

My bottom disks are partially fused, so whenever I sit down slouched for too long or lift anything heavy the slightest bit improperly I pull them apart and they go straight sideways. Not only is it excruciatingly painful, it's really hard to try and get them back into place.

All because that dirty bitch-titted ass plunger decided to be a dick and show off to his buddies on the bench. A twenty second play has lasted for over eight years and caused me alot of fucking pain.

The broken bone in my nose from boxing doesn't bug me too much because I stepped into the ring knowing what could happen, but this was totally unacceptable and unsportsmanlike to the extreme. If I ever see you again Cameron whateverthefuck your last name is I'm going to fucking drop you. With a bag of nickles. Or a roll of nickles behind my fist. Or maybe I'll fucking hit you from behind unexpectedly you fucking webtoed cum gargler. Fuuuuckkk you!!!!

I pulled my back at the gym. Now it fucking hurts like a whore. I feel better ranting at that faggot though.

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