Redneckin' it.

Following my recent trend of things I'd like to be, I want to be a hick.

I wish I was born with a brain with no interest in scholarly shit. I wish I was 80% muscle, 20% beer. I'd live out in the boonies with my pals, drink beer all the time, and just rip around in my jacked up '83 Ford. Me and my friends would work at our dads auto-wrecking/towing business in a place that needs it. I'd have cardinal knowledge of all kinds of cars, and my biggest concerns would be my truck, my buddies, and having beer for the weekend. I'd fuck all those hot redneck sluts every weekend, everyone would be jealous of my massive arms and even bigger truck. I wouldn't care about the world, school, earning money, the enviorment, politics, or history.

It would be a simple life, and personally I would hate it if I moved to that scenario. But if I was born into it and knew nothing else...Well that would be damn sweet.

Unfortunately, I care dearly about all of those things I wouldn't even know about. And I'm poor. With no job, or clear future in line. Bummer.

Oh, I'd totally dig country and Miley Cyrus too. Yuckk.